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June 26 2017

I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals





les mis is a bad musical because there are no diva characters in it

wait never mind javert is the diva character


so I was trying to take a picture of a cardinal in flight and 



headcanon: Holt attends Pride, but becomes continuously distracted by the copious amounts of beautiful rainbow balloon arches







i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

no….. No


No you don’t understand, I have this entire developed theory about the Ice Age universe which has been cooking up in my mind and has only be reinforced by the latest 5th installment.
Scrat is the god of the Ice age universe. The story began with him and the story will end with him. If there weren’t hints before, in this latest installment, it becomes clear that Scrat’s actions dictate what happens on Earth and to the protagonists. Yes, maybe Scart’s only goal is to get the nut, but his actions SHAPE what happens in the film.
If we needed any further proof then may I point out something Buck said in the 5th film along the lines of “we’re 6 mins early! Somebody up there likes us!”
That phrase is usually used to refer to a god and in this case it’s used to refer (unknowingly) to scrat!

However, there is an ALTERNATE theory that I have been working on. What if Scart isn’t the god of the ice age universe, but rather, the NUT is? As i have already said, Scart’s actions shape the course of the story but what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut, it is truly because of the nut that Scart does what he does that leads to the events that take place in the story.
This would create an interesting metaphor here. Scrat is chasing the nut like man chases divinity.
So when will the Ice Age saga end?? When Scart finally gets the nut for good. When man catches God.

i didnt even read this but im laughing at how many times scrat is typoed as scart

“what motivates Scart? That’s right: the nut” is the funniest fucking string of words I’ve read in my life




I am a naughty little serf. I love to wallow in my sloth and indolence, and to disobey the gentry

Hey man we meeting in the tavern on Sunday (holy day) to gamble and indulge in idolatry and pride?

By God’s name, taken in vain, I say aye!

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write in the tags the lyrics of the song currently stuck in your head

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bad idea: going to bed

good idea: sitting in the dark on your laptop burning your eyes out

better idea: turning your laptop down to the lowest brightness

best idea: sitting in the dark, on your laptop, wearing sunglasses

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first of all no, second of all too late, 



fuck France for calling potatoes ground apples 

just thinking about it makes me angry fuck off France

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i don’t fuck w the whole ‘tattoos have to have a meaning’ wave

if i want a fruitbat tattooed permanently in2 my skin ima get a damn fruitbat tattooed permanently in2 my skin and guess what?? its not gonna mean SHIT



physically im here but mentally im out in the jungle naked with my fists full of wild geckos

Big mood 2017

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I got bored at my job, so I decided to crack open one of the random animal breed books we have on display in the lobby and I was immediately met with this

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tag yourself, I’m strange friend.

skfnaoxj LONG FRIEND

June 15 2017





victor hugo’s classic novel “les miserables” except the entire thing is rewritten in scots-english

“That numpty is mad in love with Cosette”

Marius: *rants*….what’s better than that?
Combeferre: Tae be fuckin independent ya thatcher stan cunt

JVJ releasing Javert: ahm no gon kill ya ya wanker im settin ya free now get tae fuck




astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

aliens stole yo fruit snacks

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